Doesn’t she look happy? Oh no wait. She looks fucking miserable. And totally out of it. And she’s tilting to the side like she’s going to fall over. All of these things happen WHEN YOU DON’T FUCKING EAT ANYTHING. I looked like this for years! It was dreadful.
Mad? Stop shopping at Urban Outfitters. Why are you shopping there, anyway? Urban Outfitters is to “hip” as Hot Topic is to “goth.” We all know you bought that lifestyle at the mall. And you paid too much for it.
Want to help combat dumbass messages and products like this? Donate to NEDA.
And don’t come near me if you’re wearing this, because I own a Super Soaker and I’m not afraid to use it.
