just remembered that i saw a card in the stationery section of dymocks that said, “your farts hospitalise children.”
i think there was something else below that, but i was in a hurry, and couldn’t stop to check.
okay! let me take a guess… farts are methane.. methane contributes to global warming.. and more kids GET SKIN CANCER AND HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL
SOLVED! either that, or maybe it was an anti-cigarette card. like, “Your farts (contain secondhand smoke) hospitalize children”
or I suppose it’s possible it was a joke. w/e
